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My all-time favorite comedian was Mitch Hedberg (rest in peace). Some of his quotes include the following:
- Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."
- If you're watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward the parade.
Below are some of my favorite...
Musical Artists
- Billy Joel
- Marc Cohn
- John Legend
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Mumford and Sons
Movies
- The Prestige
- The Shawshank Redemption
- The Dark Knight
- Lord of the Rings (all three, really)
- Role Models
Television Shows
- 30 Rock
- The Office
- Scrubs
- Arrested Development
Athletes
- Lionel Messi
- Zinedine Zidane
- Andres Iniesta
- Steven Gerrard
- Kyle Singler
Feel free to provide suggestions based on these interests. Thanks for reading, take it easy, and carpe diem.