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==My all-time favorite comedian was Mitch Hedberg (rest in peace). Some of his quotes include the following:== | ==My all-time favorite comedian was Mitch Hedberg (rest in peace). Some of his quotes include the following:== | ||
| − | Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way." | + | * Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way." |
| − | My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. | + | * My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. |
| − | I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing." | + | * I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing." |
| − | If you're watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward the parade. | + | * If you're watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward the parade. |
==Below are some of my favorite...== | ==Below are some of my favorite...== | ||
===Musical Artists=== | ===Musical Artists=== | ||
| − | Billy Joel | + | * Billy Joel |
| − | Marc Cohn | + | * Marc Cohn |
| − | John Legend | + | * John Legend |
| − | Red Hot Chili Peppers | + | * Red Hot Chili Peppers |
| − | Mumford and Sons | + | * Mumford and Sons |
===Movies=== | ===Movies=== | ||
| − | The Prestige | + | * The Prestige |
| − | The Shawshank Redemption | + | * The Shawshank Redemption |
| − | The Dark Knight | + | * The Dark Knight |
| − | Lord of the Rings (all three, really) | + | * Lord of the Rings (all three, really) |
| − | Role Models | + | * Role Models |
===Television Shows=== | ===Television Shows=== | ||
| − | 30 Rock | + | * 30 Rock |
| − | The Office | + | * The Office |
| − | Scrubs | + | * Scrubs |
| − | Arrested Development | + | * Arrested Development |
===Athletes=== | ===Athletes=== | ||
| − | Lionel Messi | + | * Lionel Messi |
| − | Zinedine Zidane | + | * Zinedine Zidane |
| − | Andres Iniesta | + | * Andres Iniesta |
| − | Steven Gerrard | + | * Steven Gerrard |
| − | Kyle Singler | + | * Kyle Singler |
Feel free to provide suggestions based on these interests. Thanks for reading, take it easy, and carpe diem. | Feel free to provide suggestions based on these interests. Thanks for reading, take it easy, and carpe diem. | ||
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My all-time favorite comedian was Mitch Hedberg (rest in peace). Some of his quotes include the following:
- Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. "Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way."
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- I walked into Target, but I missed. I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."
- If you're watching a parade, make sure you stand in one spot, don't follow it, it never changes. And if the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction, you will fast-forward the parade.
Below are some of my favorite...
Musical Artists
- Billy Joel
- Marc Cohn
- John Legend
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Mumford and Sons
Movies
- The Prestige
- The Shawshank Redemption
- The Dark Knight
- Lord of the Rings (all three, really)
- Role Models
Television Shows
- 30 Rock
- The Office
- Scrubs
- Arrested Development
Athletes
- Lionel Messi
- Zinedine Zidane
- Andres Iniesta
- Steven Gerrard
- Kyle Singler
Feel free to provide suggestions based on these interests. Thanks for reading, take it easy, and carpe diem.
